Holiday Top 10 - Worst July 4th Animations

July 3rd, 2006

Most Americans will celebrate their independence in a calm and dignified manner by getting drunk and blowing themselves up. And tomorrow, I’ll probably be one of them.

Today, however, I’m still a designer (who should be working right now) waiting for the holiday to start. So, with all of my professional designer hub bub, I give you [drum roll, please]…

The Top 10 Worst July 4th Animations!

10. Ketchup - “Fireworks illegal in your state? Don’t fret and don’t forget…about Ketchup, The new Fireworks”
9. Go Boom! - Boy, this one takes on a whole new meaning in today’s world, doesn’t it?
8. Backyard BBQ - “Steaks are almost done! That smell? Oh, that’s my hand. Heck ya, I’ll have another brew. Rock on.”
7. Wet Blanket Abe - “Don’t you think you’ve had enough? Not on my watch, mister. Put on your pants. What would your mother think?”
6. Uncle Sam Speaks - Happy Independence Day from the worst pez dispenser ever. I don’t even get any candy. What a rip.
5. Putting on the Ritz - You know what, I’m drawing a blank. How this relates to July 4th, I’ll never know.
4. Turtle on the Run - “I love America! I love America! I love Tab Energy! I love America!”
3. Sally Sparkles - “Daddy, I know you boy me this dress for the holidays, but is it supposed to do this?”
2. Peek-a-boo Pete - It’s not a really party until he shows up.
1. Good Times- That’s perverted and disgusting. You ought to be ashamed. Is it my turn yet?

Want more? You’re sick and I love that about you. Ok, here you go.
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Have a safe and happy holiday from Spectorbrain.

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